Schadenfreude: Cheesedoodles Lose Week 1 Opener vs. Vikings

Aaron Rodgers was straight up not having a good time during the Packers season-opening loss to the Vikings.

I mean, I was. But can you blame me?

And even when he was given time, the pieces around him weren’t holding up their end of the bargain:

Oof. I almost feel bad for the rookie Christian Watson. And the word ”almost” is doing a ton of the heavy lifting. Getting the look of death from Rodgers on your first target is the stuff that gives guys nightmares. Good luck getting on Rodgers’ good side after that literal fumbling of the bag.

Oh, and you better believe Twitter was lining up the jokes:

They scored just seven stinkin’ points in the game. EL OH EL!

Up next for the Packers? How about a date with an unbeaten, first-place Bears squad on Sunday Night Football? See ya in Green Bay next week, Cheesedoodles.

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Luis C. Medina, who you can find on Twitter at lcm1986, has been covering the Chicago Bears at Bleacher Nation since 2017. Since then, he has written about 3 head coaches, 5 play-callers, and 11 starting quarterbacks. Previously, Luis wrote about the Cubs and MLB at BN (2015-16) and worked in the Chicago Tribune sports department (2011-16). He also co-hosted a Cubs postgame show, Outside the Ivy, in 2019.

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