The Chicago Bears Just Dropped the Greatest Injury Report Update of All Time

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The injury report has long been the bane of our existence at this site.

Every week it drages me through what feels like hot coals on exposed skin. It’s been rough in recent years. But today is a new day. A clean slate. And one week removed from last week’s game against the Commanders, the Chicago Bears revealed the gereatest injury report update I’ve ever seen:

It turns out the mini-bye has done wonders for Chicago’s football team.

There are no injuries to report. Not a one. Not a nick or a scratch. No bumps or bruises. No limited participation notifications. And not a single DNP to be seen. This is, without a doubt, the most beautiful thing I’ve ever seen the Bears share with us in quite some time. Soak it in. This is as good as it gets.

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Luis C. Medina, who you can find on Twitter at lcm1986, has been covering the Chicago Bears at Bleacher Nation since 2017. Since then, he has written about 3 head coaches, 5 play-callers, and 11 starting quarterbacks. Previously, Luis wrote about the Cubs and MLB at BN (2015-16) and worked in the Chicago Tribune sports department (2011-16). He also co-hosted a Cubs postgame show, Outside the Ivy, in 2019.

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