Category: Enhanced Box Scores
CUBS WIN! CUBS WIN!
Slop. Slop. Slop.
That’s a sweep!
That’s a blowout, AND the Cubs’ first series win in over a month!
UNDEFEATED IN THE SECOND HALF.
Ending the first half with an appropriate turd.
Cubs run this town and such.
USA! CUBS! USA! CUBS! USA! CUBS!
This game can make you feel sick sometimes.
Pantsed. Completely and thoroughly pantsed.
Six runs! … except it felt more like two.
The bats showed up late and the pitching cruised.
That sucked in several ways.
What a comeback! What a debut for Kimbrel!
The Cubs “won” after the rain delay, but that doesn’t count.
Pretty bad night at the plate and on the bases.
See you tomorrow, Braves.
A milestone for Javy gives the Cubs the win!
Terrible from the word go.
That’s an “L”
What a night for Adbert Alzolay.
A mini-series-split for the SOUL OF CHICAGO.
Of course it was Eloy.
The best in the biz got the Cubs tonight.
Yu Darvish was brilliant tonight, and Anthony Rizzo played hero.
Looked a lot like the night before.
An early lead for the Cubs didn’t last long.
No sweep for you.