The Cubs lost tonight in a wholly appropriate way.
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The 2018 NL Central Champions: the Milwaukee Brewers.
The Cubs needed to win today, and they put it to the Cardinals to make it happen.
BIG win! Kyle Hendricks! Eight runs! Things!
Cubs win. Big win.
The bats. They are sleeping.
That was just a bad loss.
Cubs win! STRETCH!
Thanks for the gifts, White Sox!
That’s what they call a no-good day.
That, uh, was a game at the end of a very long stretch.
A smooth, comfortable, easy win. Haven’t seen that in a long time.
Hey, it’s more than one run!
Come on, bats. Where are you?
It’s another win! Barely. But it counts!
Ah, so that’s how it’s going to feel without a sure-fire closer …
May have been a very costly win.
This is not so good.
Just kind of a thuddish loss.
That’s a bad beat.
Cubs win! That’s a rough Nationals lineup to have to go through that many times.
Wow. That was a tense game, my friends. But it finished up nicely.
Uh oh, I guess the Cubs are bad again.
Cubs win again, and Cubs take the series!
The bats showed up tonight, and so did The Professor.