From the lighter (and yet somehow predictable) side of things…
“[A] worker ran an equipment vehicle into the monument outside Wrigley Field during the recent conversion of the field for next Saturday’s Northwestern-Illinois football game, putting a sizable crack in the granite base.
The Cubs, who moved the statue of the announcer from the bustling Sheffield and Addison corner last summer to make room for a statue of Hall of Fame outfielder Billy Williams, already have ordered new granite and hope to have repairs completed in the next couple of weeks. CHICAGO SUN-TIMES.
It’s understandable that a guy would run into the huge statute with it just sitting there in the middle of traffic.
It’s not in the road, you say? It’s in the middle of an open walking area, you say?
Oh.