Matt Garza was slapped around by a number of guys who have no business slapping a guy like Garza around, and he was done after just three innings. It was easily one of his worst starts as a Cub, and he’s going to just have to shake this one off.
From there, Randy Wells actually pitched decently in relief, but the Cubs’ offense was, incredibly, shut out until the 9th inning, which is the only inning in which the Cubs can score. But *only* if they’re already down by a million runs.
I’d say we’ve reached a low point, but the Cubs have to play again tomorrow.
Also, I’m pretty sure that number in the 9th should be a four, but, like, whatever, man. The original box was messed up, and I thought it fitting.