It’s Here: Beat Me in This One-Day Fantasy Contest, and Win Some Cash ($500 Contest)

Don’t you just love seeing that picture again? A solid 50% of the pictures of me in existence feature me making that face. And no, I don’t think I’m cool.

As the picture above indicates, your chance to slap me around in the fantasy baseball arena is here once again. You are warned up front that, last time, this contest filled up within 24 hours (it is limited to 50 entries), so you’re going to want to sign up right now to make sure you get a spot.

Here’s the rundown:

Sign up for a $500 fantasy contest ($11 entry fee), win some big money by beating the other competitors, AND get a bonus of $5 if you beat me. Last time, I finished 34th out of 50, so most of you got the bonus cash. I try very hard not to suck, but frequently, I suck.

To play, you register for DraftStreet if you haven’t already, and sign up for the contest here. Make out your roster, and we’ll see what’s what when the games are played on Friday (the 1:20pm CT Cubs/Pirates game is excluded, though – who wanted any Cubs anyway?).

Do you really think you can beat that handsome, intelligent, clearly photogenic gentleman right there? Let’s find out.

Even setting aside the bonus money, the contest has a huge prize pool ($500 – the winner gets $175, and the top 6 spots win cash) and a limited number of entries – that means you have a good chance of winning some actual big money with your skillz. And you get a chance to beat the beautiful douche in the picture above.

So sign up now, and let’s have some fun.

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Brett Taylor is the Lead Cubs Writer at Bleacher Nation, and you can find him on Twitter at @BleacherNation and on LinkedIn here. Brett is also the founder of Bleacher Nation, which opened up shop in 2008 as an independent blog about the Chicago Cubs. Later growing to incorporate coverage of other Chicago sports, Bleacher Nation is now one of the largest regional sports blogs on the web.

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