The “exhibition” season kicks off today, as the Cubs play the Diamondbacks tonight and tomorrow at Chase Field. For anyone in attendance, if you buy one of those $25 gut-busting D-Bat Dogs and take a picture of yourself eating it, I will send you a free BN shirt for your (intestinal) trouble. First person to email or tweet me the picture gets the prize. And may God have mercy on your soul.
Cuz every girl is crazy 'bout a sharp dressed man. RT @Mphelps11 Opening Day here I come. #Cubs @BleacherNation pic.twitter.com/roj69tm1fL
— Brett Taylor (@BleacherNation) March 28, 2014