I just purchased a wi-fi range extender from Amazon after noticing some dead zones in our bedroom (can’t have that!), and I may have been a little over-excited to receive it. I literally had a dream about plugging it in, and seeing all of my devices improve to lightning speed all over the house in an instant. I don’t think it will quite work that way, but I am a huge dork, and I look forward to setting it up today.
An obligatory reminder: if you want to purchase a wi-fi range extender and have your dreams improved, or if you want to purchase just about anything else under the sun, I highly recommend Amazon. Sure, when you use this link to buy stuff at Amazon, it supports BN financially, but I also genuinely think the place is awesome. I recommended it to people for years before I had any skin in the game.
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There’s a lot of fun in there, but perhaps the best part is letting me know that those transactions I thought I was having with the president of FIFA were not legit. Damn. Those diamond-clad soccer balls aren’t coming, are they?