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Cubs Trail in All-Star Voting, Kris Bryant Has No Friends (VIDEO)

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The latest NL All-Star voting update came out this week, and, while not as hilariously farcical as the AL voting, it still doesn’t look good for the Cubs:

I don’t think any Cubs have a realistic chance at being a starter at this point, and only Kris Bryant is in second place.

Speaking of which, the Cubs put out this humorous ad to encourage folks to vote Bryant into the game:

And the flood of, “I’LL BE YOUR FRIEND, KRIS!” messages ensue. You silly beasts. Kris Bryant does not actually want to be your friend. It’s just a commercial.

(But, you know, um, seriously, Kris, we can go get some fro-yo sometime. I’ll drive, and you can get as many toppings as you want.)

Author: Brett Taylor

Brett Taylor is the Editor and Lead Cubs Writer at Bleacher Nation, and you can find him on Twitter at @BleacherNation and @Brett_A_Taylor.