The latest NL All-Star voting update came out this week, and, while not as hilariously farcical as the AL voting, it still doesn’t look good for the Cubs:
— MLB Communications (@MLB_PR) June 16, 2015
I don’t think any Cubs have a realistic chance at being a starter at this point, and only Kris Bryant is in second place.
Speaking of which, the Cubs put out this humorous ad to encourage folks to vote Bryant into the game:
And the flood of, “I’LL BE YOUR FRIEND, KRIS!” messages ensue. You silly beasts. Kris Bryant does not actually want to be your friend. It’s just a commercial.
(But, you know, um, seriously, Kris, we can go get some fro-yo sometime. I’ll drive, and you can get as many toppings as you want.)