The Wife’s favorite Cubs player is Jorge Soler.
The Wife is currently in the early stages of labor with our third kiddo (don’t worry, she’s fine with me writing right now).
These things are related, in my sensory-overloaded mind, to what Soler just did:
It's so close, the @Cubs can taste it: https://t.co/hgZmzEHepw #Crushed pic.twitter.com/7xjSSdvp16
— MLB (@MLB) September 16, 2016
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That baby traveled 416 feet, and went out at a whopping 114 mph. That’s a Stanton-esque blast, and it was a lot of fun to watch Soler stare it down (you earned it, dude).
All right. Back to half following the game, half being available to The Wife. I kid, I kid. It’s more like 70/30.
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