NEWSLETTER
The Little Girl is trying to “well actually” me on the pronunciation of the word “cocoa”. That A at the end is tripping her up. Which reminds me of a funny thing about The Wife that I’m going to share here because she probably won’t read this: she enunciates “cocoa” as co-co. Like, equal full weight on each half, as though she were mentioning two people who were both co-chairs of a committee (“the co-co chair had this to say”).
It cracks me up every time to the point that whenever she is forced to say the word, she gives me a death stare before she even completes the word, because she knows I’m going to say something.
Love you, dear!
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