I went to see the Cubs in Baltimore last weekend, and there I noticed one very significant difference between Major League and minor league games. Granted, one stadium isn’t much of a sample size, so it is possible that Baltimore just happens to stand out in this area.
Major League ballpark food is pretty lame.
There are hot dog places set up around Camden Yards, and I was actually looking forward to seeing what options Major League teams make available for hot dogs. In the minors, lobster mac and cheese, pulled pork, bacon, fried onions, and poutine would all be par for the course. If you walked into a minor league stadium and did not find at least one hot dog with something creative on it (maybe even cotton candy), I would be surprised.
For the Orioles, my options were ketchup, mustard, and relish. That’s it. No complex orchestra of flavors transforming the baseball stadium into a culinary destination. No expression of creative cookery, as has become the norm in the minors. Not even anything deep fried. Just ketchup, mustard, and relish.
So I took a look at the nachos. By now, barbeque nachos don’t even count as creative minor league food. If there is a decent barbeque place in the area, you can pretty much bet on nachos piled high with pulled pork and cheese sauce. The City of Baltimore has plenty of good barbeque available. The Orioles flatly refuse to put it on nachos. In fact, like their hot dogs, their nachos are about as basic and safe as nachos can get. They did have a stand where they would put barbeque on kettle chips. It had the longest line of any food station. Even their own market data should have told the Orioles they were missing out.
I’ve got to say, I was seriously disappointed. Minor league stadium food is a big part of the minor league experience. You can get foods in a minor league stadium you just can’t get anywhere else, and it is a part of what makes going to a minor league game so much fun (along with the great seats, low prices, easy parking, etc.). Major League stadiums, on the other hand, at least if Baltimore is any indication, just aren’t into that. (Wrigley Field continues to improve, at least.)
And that’s unfortunate. That means millions of fans every year are missing out on the magic that can only happen when deep fryers and cheeses and meats are all compressed into a small space.
Triple A: Iowa Cubs
Nashville 7, Iowa 5
It turns out Maples is mortal after all.
Double A: Tennessee Smokies
Tennessee 9, Jacksonville 3
Anderson pitched a very Anderson rehab stint.
High A: Myrtle Beach Pelicans
Down East 5, Myrtle Beach 3
A very rough first inning sunk the Pelicans.
Myrtle Beach 5, Down East 0
Effross stepped into the rotation, and looked very good in the process.
Low A: South Bend Cubs
South Bend 6, Wisconsin 1
Hudson pitched a very good game.
Short Season A: Eugene Emeralds
Tri-City 2, Eugene 1 in ten innings
Both teams benefitted from some good pitching on a day when the wind was blowing out.
Rookie: AZL Cubs
Brewers 3, Cubs 2 in eleven innings
The Cubs tied it up in the eighth, but that was all they got.
Other Notes
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Posted by Eugene Emeralds on Thursday, July 20, 2017