Like most people, I shower in the nude. It’s kinda the point.
So you can imagine my shock and embarrassment last night at 11 pm when, after exiting the shower, I strode across my room in the buff only to see three sets of flashing lights right outside my bedroom window. After a five second WTF moment, I looked at my phone and saw it blowing up with messages from our security company and our neighbors. The big one? The fire department was about to break down our door, so if I was in the house, I might want to come outside. I threw on random floor clothes as quickly as I could and sprinted to the front door just in time – as soon as I opened the door, the fireman standing post there shouted out around the corner where we have a side entry into our garage “WAIT – STOP!”
After a bit of a confused exchanged, I discerned that I’d inadvertently set off an emergency medical problem signal when I set our alarm for the night, just before I got in the shower. The Wife is out of town, and so when no one could reach me on the phone (I guess I need a waterproof cell phone), the city’s emergency crews came out in force: fire rescue squad, fire truck, and a police cruiser. Man, when I opened that front door, my eyes were probably as wide as my head.
I felt so bad, but I suppose false alarms are probably a pretty big part of the job. They even had to talk to me for a bit to confirm to their satisfaction that there wasn’t someone in the house forcing me to come outside and say that everything was OK. In retrospect, I appreciate that.
They departed, I went over and apologized to our kind and helpful neighbors, and went back inside. One huge stroke of luck: none of the three kiddos was disturbed by all of the commotion. All were still asleep, and it wouldn’t be until the wee hours of the morning that they woke up for their various bottle, bathroom, snuggle, whatever needs. Naturally.
I hear seats on the Jake Stinnett bandwagon are going fast.
Maybe it won't be so lonely now.
— Luke Blaize (@ltblaize) November 5, 2017
Who'd be your pick for AL MVP?
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— Baseball is Fun (@flippingbats) November 4, 2017
Jose Altuve just made that kid's decade. pic.twitter.com/gAKzL2ARa2
— Baseball is Fun (@flippingbats) November 5, 2017
In hindsight, it's easy to see what the Cubs were missing in 2017.
Not enough shirtless Travis Wood. pic.twitter.com/j4ICd6EqkZ
— Bleacher Nation (@BleacherNation) November 4, 2017
Last year, the Cubs' championship parade and rally was the largest gathering of people in U.S. history. https://t.co/DCfZMrL52s pic.twitter.com/64mhYv6lBN
— Bleacher Nation (@BleacherNation) November 4, 2017
@BleacherNation @CubsDen @thecubreporter FG lists for FAhttps://t.co/2HFqFN8EHK SPhttps://t.co/4lZqpYasKu LHRhttps://t.co/2iPtfSOlZx RHR
— chris birkey (@udbrky) November 5, 2017
Looks like Bryce is at it again @BleacherNation pic.twitter.com/p8623hr3t1
— Cooper (@RushingBaseball) November 4, 2017