It’s just science: The Littlest Girl started in a new school, and thus I have been sick since two days after she started. I will tell you this, though. Ever since I started regularly irrigating my nasal cavities (you love this sentence already), I not only get sick so much less often than I used to, but the duration and impact of the times I am sick are reduced dramatically. And the stuff you get to see coming out of your face, man. It’s a mucus party in there!
Damn straight. pic.twitter.com/2QWYz4x7HY
— Bleacher Nation (@BleacherNation) May 1, 2018
Don't sleep on @WContreras40! pic.twitter.com/BJUfiESkzG
— Chicago Cubs (@Cubs) May 1, 2018
Sorry, couldn’t think of another catch-y caption. @albertalmora is constantly robbing the Rockies. #EverybodyIn @cubs @BleacherNation @realcubsinsider @Cubs_Live pic.twitter.com/dlc6oS6NgI
— MBDChicago (@MBDChicago) May 1, 2018
Everybody was so sick of rain/snow outs by the time April 18 came along. But the Cubs made sure to get the most out of their "free" day off.https://t.co/yiEl1QTwm7
— Tony Andracki (@TonyAndracki23) April 30, 2018
Our First Post-Draft Bears Depth Chart Reveals At Least Eight New Starters https://t.co/eCLBvot7Gs pic.twitter.com/if2lhFM3lM
— The Ten-Yard Line (@TheTenYardLine) May 1, 2018
Heads up! 20% off all orders at the MLB Shop today (through midnight), so get on it (code is BAT20): https://t.co/FYFNbUBY6r pic.twitter.com/72FHEc9fQL
— Bleacher Nation (@BleacherNation) May 1, 2018