Tomorrow’s the big trip to Austin for my bachelor party, which means I’ll be out for the weekend. I’m thinking about locking myself out of Twitter, too.
After all, beer plus a series in St. Louis after dropping two games in a row and scoring no more than three runs in over a week sounds like a recipe for some Kato-Kaelin-level-disaster tweeting.
Here’s some news from around the league …
#Mariners outfielder Ichiro Suzuki is transitioning to the role of Special Assistant to the Chairman, effective today.
Read: https://t.co/HlZyrGdcVz pic.twitter.com/Gn4O2UB1Ee
— MarinersPR (@MarinersPR) May 3, 2018
My fastball is about 2250 rpm on average. I know for a fact I can add 400 rpm to it by using pine tar. Look how much better I would be if I didn’t have morals… pic.twitter.com/o62kWkxWAy
— Trevor “Tyler” Bauer (@BauerOutage) April 11, 2018
Bauer's 4-seamer had a spin rate of 2,597 RPM in 1st inning of last start, compared to a 2,294 season average. Had "no comment" on whether he used a substance on the ball, but noted that his research shows a 200-300 RPM jump on higher-velocity pitches when a substance is used.
— Jordan Bastian (@MLBastian) May 2, 2018
Major League Baseball needs to end the charade of selective enforcement of foreign substances and allow pitchers to use them … because almost all do already. Column on the crazy things they cook up — literally — and how spin rate has taught us why: https://t.co/CKTnaAW344 pic.twitter.com/nogJBeno7M
— Jeff Passan (@JeffPassan) May 2, 2018
Frazier said he's been upset last 5-6 games by umping. Here's the four games before tonight (left) and tonight (right). The oranges are called strikes: pic.twitter.com/khoSVubPxM
— Tim Britton (@TimBritton) May 3, 2018
Bochy said Cueto will seek two or three outside opinions on elbow, including likely Dr. James Andrews. Sounds like this is complicated, not as cut and dry as "surgery or not."
— Alex Pavlovic (@PavlovicNBCS) May 2, 2018
JOEY VOTTO MAKES A POINT OF REMINDING ST. LOUIS UBER DRIVERS THAT HE BEAT ALBERT PUJOLS IN THE 2010 NL MVP RACEhttps://t.co/2ZYHBEeBIl pic.twitter.com/3GVcy7AcyF
— Vlad Needer Birenbaum (@birenball) May 3, 2018
The Rockies Sent a Rookie Out of Wrigley Field for 27 Coffees, a Donut, and a Cake Pop Before Yesterday’s Game https://t.co/Y3S5dS7Iul pic.twitter.com/iui2RfaRlw
— Baseball is Fun (@flippingbats) May 3, 2018