I can probably best sum up today’s game in three ways, and I can save the analysis of this awful showing for later.
1. Ben Zobrist is 37, has played so much baseball, and never, every argues or gets ejected. Today, he was so frustrated that he argued twice and got ejected. (Joe Maddon, too.)
2. The entirety of the Cubs’ activity on Twitter during the game looks like this:
— Bleacher Nation (@BleacherNation) August 14, 2018
3. All I could think as I watched this one unfold – it wasn’t even good enough for the *smiling* version: