I learned yesterday that I touch my left eyebrow a lot when I type. Like, I type a couple sentences, and then as I mull what I’m going to type next, apparently I touch my left eyebrow. Must be a habit. I learned this because that spot happens to be where I’d punched myself in the face the night before. So, every time I went to rub my eyebrow, I recoiled in pain. I must have done it 15 times yesterday.
2B: 699.2 innings
SS: 462.2 innings
3B: 142.2 innings
1B: 0.1 innings (he is to first base as Anthony Rizzo is to pitching)
Haha. @PJ_Mooney dropping the most perfect lede ever at @TheAthleticCHI. https://t.co/VaPSiejqI3 pic.twitter.com/Z1QtUsJT0G
— Bleacher Nation (@BleacherNation) October 17, 2018
How Pedro Strop is becoming a Cub for life: https://t.co/QYeSnShBvU
— Patrick Mooney (@PJ_Mooney) October 17, 2018
We proudly join @MLB in taking a stand against LGBTQ bullying. #SpiritDay pic.twitter.com/EA6trJt4Ea
— Chicago Cubs (@Cubs) October 18, 2018
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— Bleacher Nation (@BleacherNation) October 17, 2018
Let's just check in on how the ole baseball match is going … pic.twitter.com/HLXbOr8yx4
— Bleacher Nation (@BleacherNation) October 17, 2018
Mitch Trubisky is on Pace for the First 4,000-Yard Passing Season in Franchise History https://t.co/16VeloGhkE pic.twitter.com/buYFHOimX1
— Bleacher Nation Bears (@BN_Bears) October 17, 2018