The Littlest Girl decided to feed me some Cheerios this morning, which was hilarious and awesome and sweet. The only catch? One of the Cheerios she fed me had been stashed away in her mouth for an undetermined length of time before she retrieved its squishy remains and thrust it into my mouth. VIVA PARENTHOOD!
So what was so Strange But True about 2018?
A guy got hurt taking off his pants!.Another debuted before his debut!.And you might have heard there was a World Series game that lasted longer than a flight to London!
It’s the Strange But True Feats of 2018! https://t.co/dJDL4ekThX
— Jayson Stark (@jaysonst) December 31, 2018
Folty Spit Balk.
"I just basically hocked a loogie."
From: https://t.co/kiLwAHrlbN pic.twitter.com/luhq6iEzzI— Rob Friedman (@PitchingNinja) August 31, 2018
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“Ready for the fascinating box-score lines of Astros rookie Framber Valdez in his first two big-league starts? They’ll look slightly familiar.
Aug. 26: 5 IP, 2 H, 1 R, 1 ER, 3 BB, 3 K.
Aug. 31: 5 IP, 2 H, 1 R, 1 ER, 3 BB, 3 K.We kid you not. He had exactly the same line in the first two starts of his career! Did you know there have been approximately 92,000 games started in the 2000s – by almost 1,600 different pitchers? And everyone not named Framber Valdez compiled as many 5-2-1-1-3-3 lines (two) as our man Framber unfurled just in the first two big-league starts he ever made.”
Miguel Andujar (NYY):
.297 27 HR 92 RBI (2019: $550K)
Manny Machado:
.297 37 HR 107 RBI (2019: $30M+)
Yankees would rather pay an extra $29,500,000.00 more a year for ten more home runs.
Who's the dummies?
— Terry Cushman (@cushmanMLB) January 2, 2019
Tyler Trent, the Purdue student who sparked hope amid tears in his journey with terminal cancer, has died https://t.co/oa8ZxsjmHQ
— IndyStar (@indystar) January 2, 2019