Well.

Jon Lester was just about due for his annual “holy crap what was that” start, and the Cubs were due to lose one at home. Why not make it a two-for-one, eh?

Kris Bryant went deep. Duane Underwood struck out six straight batters. Ian Happ rocked a couple balls. Nick Castellanos hits all the doubles. We finally got to see Brett Anderson not pitch horribly at Wrigley Field. The score was a joke, but some not awful stuff happened, and I choose to enjoy that stuff because baseball is supposed to entertain.

The best part, though …

Full box score.