The Waffle Iron is Gone, Now It’s The Phone

Ian Happ, who may not strike you as a fun-loving goofball, has quite an enjoyable penchant for doing silly and random things in the dugout after his teammates homer.

Remember when he and Tommy La Stella found a microphone and started interviewing teammates after home runs?

It escalated in the most delightful way:

Then last year, wanting to break up some bad feelings during a rough stretch, Happ brought out a waffle iron in the dugout to give to players when they “waffled” a baseball. Again, it was delightful:

Well, Happ is back with the big league club – hitting monster dongs of his own – and it seems he’s brought something new with him to celebrate the dingers:

2018 called.

Waffles are out. pic.twitter.com/S56nVgs85Q

— Chicago Cubs (@Cubs) August 6, 2019

update y’all the phone says “No Panic” pic.twitter.com/LrH9c6pXoV

— abby (@ilysbabby) August 6, 2019

DESTINY IS CALLING. WILL YOU ANSWER THE CALL!?

Ah, wait, wait. It’s just someone calling about your cable subscription asking if you want to add Marquee Sports Network …