YO! Who Knew Cardinals Manager Mike Schildt Had An EXTREME 80-Grade Potty Mouth?

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YO! Who Knew Cardinals Manager Mike Schildt Had An EXTREME 80-Grade Potty Mouth?

Chicago Cubs

I’m not trying to judge a book by its cover, but when the cover is just so very plain and nerdy, it’s pretty hard not to make some assumptions. Still. Shouldn’t do it. I own that.

This is St. Louis Cardinals manager Mike Shildt:

(Photo by Scott Kane/Getty Images)

I have thought things about Mike Shildt. I have made assumptions. About his collection of hand-made steamboat replicas, for example. About his fondness for lightly-buttered crackers, perhaps. About his daily 5 a.m. appointment with a coffee, the newspaper, and then the toilet, in that order every day. These are assumptions I’ve made.

I’m sorry to have made them.

Shildt’s team just won their NLDS series – in extremely decisive fashion over the Atlanta Braves – and you can forgive anyone for being pumped in that situation. I just … I … I just really didn’t expect it to be like this (warning on the very, very naughty language):

EAR MUFFS, MISTER SHILDT’S CHILDREN!!!



Author: Brett Taylor

Brett Taylor is the Editor and Lead Cubs Writer at Bleacher Nation, and you can find him on Twitter at @BleacherNation and @Brett_A_Taylor.