Showed The Little Boy how you do the bigger, louder version of the mouth-fart thing. You know, the one where you put both of your hands up to your mouth, inverted, with your palms on your lips and your wrists touching. And I really let some rip. Couldn’t believe he hadn’t seen that before. He was dying. It was great. Fatherhood is passing along the important things.
For the number nerds out there, here are the uniform numbers for players rostered by Cubs this offseason:
20 Rea
21 Souza
24 Jeffress
29 Megill
43 Winkler
45 Cotton
52 Tepera
65 Sadler
72 Miller
75 Amaya
76 Short
77 Rodriguez— Jordan Bastian (@MLBastian) February 5, 2020
https://twitter.com/Reds/status/1225155401299169280
All-time #Cubs holds leader.
2016 World Series champion.
Unmatched style and a contagious smile.Thank you to @pstrop46 for holding down the 'pen for seven seasons. pic.twitter.com/vqLI6ernfY
— Chicago Cubs (@Cubs) February 5, 2020
Congrats to former Cub Analytical research and development expert Sean Ahmed on his new position with the Pirates. Truly a great hire for Ben Cherington. One of the first R&D people hired by the Cubs when Epstein/ Hoyer took over.
— Bruce Levine (@MLBBruceLevine) February 5, 2020
Alyssa Nakken wanted a new challenge — she will make MLB history with the Giants https://t.co/KDmdMJU59k
— Jessica Kleinschmidt (@KleinschmidtJD) February 6, 2020
1962 Chicago Cubs in the dugout. Ernie Banks, Billy Williams, George Altman, and Ron Santo Amazing pic right here, #Cubs fans. Wow pic.twitter.com/pmtqSIV6ep
— BaseballHistoryNut (@nut_history) February 5, 2020
Cubs finally go ahead and put Eddie Vedder on the god-damn roster https://t.co/hUkb897Oqx pic.twitter.com/POM0WdABUO
— The Heckler (@The_Heckler) February 6, 2020