As a productive, positive, fun-loving, and fun-creating member of the WORLD CHAMPION Chicago Cubs, I’m here to give Dexter Fowler a whole lotta leeway in his post-Cubs days.
Signing with the Cardinals? Hey, go get yours.
Walking off the Cubs? Tip your cap.
Praising Cardinals fans? Part of the gig.
BUT THIS?! THIS?!?! No, no, no, no. Dexter. Sir. You’ve gone too far:
Feels so good to be back in Saint Louis. I can taste baseball…..and the best pizza on earth….
— Dexter Fowler (@DexterFowler) July 1, 2020
(Dex, of course, knows exactly what he’s doing with this tweet, which actually does make it fun to me. But, hey, I have to play my part, too.)
CANCELLED. Enjoy your St. Louis pizza, Dex.