The Best Description of Baseball You Will Ever Hear and Other Cubs Bullets

I’ll listen to the updated Taylor Swift stuff, and I will apologize to no one. Luis will be with me on that.

•   Hey, not only is our top ten Cubs prospect list coming out today, but Bryan has a special surprise this afternoon for folks – he’ll be on our Instagram live chatting with Brennen Davis:

•   This gent describing his impression of baseball is, without question, the funniest thing I’ve seen so far this year. Stay with it:

•   The Cubs then popped their own version on TikTok, going above and beyond:

@cubsBaseball 101. #baseball #flula #cubs♬ original sound – Cubs

•   The video farewell to Albert Almora, Jr., who is officially off to the Mets:

•   The South Bend Cubs have officially signed their PDL and are sticking with the Cubs – they put out a video to celebrate:

https://twitter.com/SBCubs/status/1359880426886750212

•   On this day 17 years ago, Wrigley Field got a local landmark designation as part of a deal to allow them to host more night games, but it came with limitations on what they could do when altering the ballpark in the future (which obviously came to a head about 10 years later):

https://twitter.com/BaseballandLaw/status/1359838994503196675

•   Jordan Zimmermann was so good for a while with the Nationals, and then he joined the Tigers, and boom, he was not. He’s still trying to make a go of it, though, signing a minor league deal with the Brewers.

•   It appears the answer is no, though I would add that some of these fastballs have great movement or spin or come from a funky angle/delivery:

•   Imagine what he could be throwing when he’s deeper into the season and as he physically matures:

•   The solution isn’t “just make the pitchers get better at hitting”:

•   I mean, heck, really absorb that graph for a moment. Pitchers were way below league average hitters IN THE EIGHTEEN FREAKING HUNDREDS. And they’ve only gotten MUCH WORSE SINCE THEN.

•   The Bulls had a great one last night, and you should be following (hit those like and follow buttons my friends!):

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Brett Taylor is the Lead Cubs Writer at Bleacher Nation, and you can find him on Twitter at @BleacherNation and on LinkedIn here. Brett is also the founder of Bleacher Nation, which opened up shop in 2008 as an independent blog about the Chicago Cubs. Later growing to incorporate coverage of other Chicago sports, Bleacher Nation is now one of the largest regional sports blogs on the web.

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