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In a Final Affront to Our Humanity, Jon Lester Has Been Traded to the St. Louis Cardinals

Chicago Cubs

You needed more today, didn’t you? Masochist. The final baseball to the groin, in the form of now having to see Jon Lester – JON LESTER – pitching in a damn St. Louis Cardinals uniform.

Damn you, Nationals:

The Cubs don’t play the Cardinals again until late September, but then they play them a LOT in late September. So if Lester is healthy, well, we’re gonna see him as a Cardinal facing the Cubs. Gross. This whole deadline has me feeling like I need to take a shower – even more than when I was wearing the nacho helmet.



Author: Brett Taylor

Brett Taylor is the Editor and Lead Cubs Writer at Bleacher Nation, and you can find him on Twitter at @BleacherNation and @Brett_A_Taylor.