For the uninitiated – read: the not-quite-as-terminally-Online as me – you may not be aware that new Cubs starting pitcher Marcus Stroman is extremely active on Twitter. There’s almost nothing he won’t get into, and you can consider yourself apprised that it’s going to be a frequent source of entertainment in the months and years ahead.
For example, Stroman out there this morning already FIGHTING FOR THE CUBS and their fans when a stray, random, Yankees(?) fan comes at the Cubs:
Chicago…go get some jerseys. Can’t wait to compete for the city and dive into the culture! https://t.co/0O5Z38YOwj
— Marcus Stroman (@STR0) December 9, 2021
Stroman is right, by the way. Why on earth would you come out of nowhere to drop a shot at him and the Cubs based on that original tweet. It was just a little happiness from the new guy. Let him have his joy, probably while tweeting in a handstand.
And just in case the coal-recipient deletes, I preserved his placement on the naughty list for posterity:
Marcus Stroman is out here FIGHTING FOR THE CUBS and their fans. pic.twitter.com/O0Fy8Qded4
— Bleacher Nation (@BleacherNation) December 9, 2021