By now, I’m sure you’re aware of the unique ways parents have been revealing the genders of their un-born babies. There’s the classic cutting into the cake, balloons, envelops, songs, and everything in between.
A while back, however, I was particularly impressed with one Major Leaguer’s use of a loaded, breakable baseball hiding a particular “color” for the reveal:
— Baseball is Fun (@flippingbats) February 17, 2017
The idea, as I’m sure you can guess, is that the swing pops the ball and reveals a cloud of blue or pink smoke … the only problem is, you have to swing:
— Barstool Sports (@barstoolsports) July 17, 2017
I know we like to pimp a selectively aggressive approach at the plate … but maybe he shoulda been swinging away on that one. You have to crawl before you can walk, after all.