NEWSLETTER
Does this need to be a post? No, no it does not.
Am I making it one? Duh, you’re reading it.
On Thursday afternoon, the NBA on TNT Twitter account made a grave mistake. In hopes of determining once and for all who the true G.O.A.T. of the NBA is, a real goat was called upon.
Here are the results:
Who’s the G.O.A.T. of the NBA? 👀
We let the 🐐 decide… pic.twitter.com/jLARWGuGiE
— NBA on TNT (@NBAonTNT) December 19, 2019
GTFO! I’m sorry, it looks like TNT has a faulty goat on its hands.
I mean what kind of idiot creature decides to eat little niblets off a LeBron jersey instead of a Jordan jersey? You know what, I bet this is one of those goats that’s never even watched a basketball game. Also, I’ve heard this goat is wanted for money laundering in the state of Colorado. Yeah, that’s right, I might be making libelous statements against this pretentious no-good, disgrace of a goat. What are you going to do about it, goat!? Get a goat lawyer? Psssh, please.
Maybe next time you’re called upon to make one of the most obvious decisions in the history of ever, you’ll do your research.
NEED I GO ON!?
What a pretentious S.O.G. Go back to your weird yoga with hipsters.
