When No One Wants to Do an Elaborate Handshake Routine With You

The Chicago White Sox have a shortstop named Tyler Saladino and he needs a friend.

The poor guy is hated by his teammates, despised by the coaches, and so alienated in his own clubhouse that he has to resort to one-man-handshakes before the game:

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I’m kidding, of course, because that guy looks like the funniest dude ever. I’m sure he’ll find someone someday. And anyway, one-man-handshakes? Damn, I gotta get me one of those.

And hey, he’s not too bad at basketball either …

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Michael Cerami began covering the Chicago Cubs for Bleacher Nation as a part-time contributor in 2015. One year later, he joined Bleacher Nation full-time, covering the Chicago Cubs and Major League Baseball. Today, Michael runs Bleacher Nation, contributing as a writer (Cubs, MLB) and an editor for all sections of the site, including the Chicago Bears, Bulls, and Blackhawks, as well as MLB, NBA, NHL, and NFL. In 2019, Michael was the co-host of NBC Sports Chicago's Cubs Post-Game Show Outside the Ivy. You can find him on Twitter/X @Michael_Cerami

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