When No One Wants to Do an Elaborate Handshake Routine With You
The Chicago White Sox have a shortstop named Tyler Saladino and he needs a friend.
The poor guy is hated by his teammates, despised by the coaches, and so alienated in his own clubhouse that he has to resort to one-man-handshakes before the game:
I’m kidding, of course, because that guy looks like the funniest dude ever. I’m sure he’ll find someone someday. And anyway, one-man-handshakes? Damn, I gotta get me one of those.
And hey, he’s not too bad at basketball either …
