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Do you know what Certain Dri is?

It’s a doctor-recommended, highly-powerful antiperspirant for people with “excessive underarm sweating.” That’s fine. It seems like a useful enough product.

You know what’s not fine? Certain Dri has over 9700 fans on Facebook. Bleacher Nation has just 1033.

Look, I appreciate the virtues of a dry armpit as much as the next guy, but the idea that some eight *thousand* more people like Certain Dri than Bleacher Nation – much less like their antiperspirant so much more than Bleacher Nation that they’ll gladly broadcast that fact to their family and friends on the Internet – is gnawing at me. It’s crushing my soul.

I won’t stand for it.

So, I’m telling you: “like” Bleacher Nation on Facebook. Do it here. As we enter the hottest rumor season of the year, it’s a great way to get all of the latest Chicago Cubs rumors thrown right into your Facebook feed.

And let’s be real – learning that the Red Sox are talking to the Cubs about Matt Garza is a hell of a lot more interesting than your brother’s girlfriend’s photos of her new dog.

Author: Brett Taylor

Brett Taylor is the Editor and Lead Cubs Writer at Bleacher Nation, and you can find him on Twitter at @BleacherNation and @Brett_A_Taylor.