Normally, if you were to plunk a man of Joey Votto’s size, strength, and general affect, you would be a little nervous about what might follow.
And if that man of Joey Votto’s size, strength, and general affect started toward you with his bat after you plunked him, you might just soil your baseball undercarriage.
But if that man was *actually* Joey Votto, you’re probably just in for something nice:
Nice guy, Joey Votto. pic.twitter.com/BjEaFbEKge
— Cincinnati Reds (@Reds) April 10, 2019
I AM GONNA COME AND GET YOU … the baseball. Here you go, good sir. Good luck on the next pitch!
Of course, that’s not to say that Votto doesn’t sometimes get a little angry …