The Wife and The Little Boy perfectly encapsulated what it is to be a parent this morning in this brief exchange:
As The Wife turns on the blender to make a smoothie, The Little Boy shouts: “TOO LOUD! I CAN’T HEAR THE SHOW!”
Wife: “I’m sorry, but I have needs, too.”
Boy: “YOU DON’T HAVE NEEDS!”
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— Jack Nellis (@jnellis35) October 9, 2015
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