Not even Kyle Hendricks can shake off the stink of what has befallen the Cubs. We’re out here sarcastically celebrating Frank Schwindel and Patrick Wisdom back-to-back homers (good for them, though!), or the fact that Andrew Romine got to pitch in the 9th to his brother Austin behind the plate? Because there is nothing else.
What else should I even say? It’s just extreme faceplant mode.