I couldn’t watch the USA-England match yesterday, even in the background while I worked, because I had been summoned to the DMV to fix an error on my driver’s license renewal. The error? They forgot to include my middle name on the final form (even though I had included it in my paperwork). Why that becomes a multi-hour, IN-PERSON process is one huge DMV cliche joke waiting to happen. You have my middle name right there on the form. Just update it. Why on earth do you need me there again?