Stupid Goat Makes Stupid Choice About Real GOAT

Does this need to be a post? No, no it does not.

Am I making it one? Duh, you’re reading it.

On Thursday afternoon, the NBA on TNT Twitter account made a grave mistake. In hopes of determining once and for all who the true G.O.A.T. of the NBA is, a real goat was called upon.

Here are the results:

https://twitter.com/NBAonTNT/status/1207744912717778944?s=20

GTFO! I’m sorry, it looks like TNT has a faulty goat on its hands.

I mean what kind of idiot creature decides to eat little niblets off a LeBron jersey instead of a Jordan jersey? You know what, I bet this is one of those goats that’s never even watched a basketball game. Also, I’ve heard this goat is wanted for money laundering in the state of Colorado. Yeah, that’s right, I might be making libelous statements against this pretentious no-good, disgrace of a goat. What are you going to do about it, goat!? Get a goat lawyer? Psssh, please.

Maybe next time you’re called upon to make one of the most obvious decisions in the history of ever, you’ll do your research.

  • Rings

  • Jordan: 6
  • LeBron: 3
  • MVP’s

  • Jordan: 5
  • LeBron: 4
  • Scoring Leaders

  • Jordan: 1o times
  • LeBron 1 time
  • Points Per Game

  • Jordan: 30.1
  • LeBron: 27.1
  • NEED I GO ON!?

    What a pretentious S.O.G. Go back to your weird yoga with hipsters.

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    Elias Schuster is the Lead Chicago Bulls writer at Bleacher Nation. He started with BN full-time in 2019 immediately after graduating from the University of Illinois Urbana Champaign with a degree in Journalism (yes, he started with the Jim Boylen Era). Since joining, Elias has been the driving force behind Bulls and NBA content for both the site and social accounts. You can follow him on Twitter/X @Schuster_Elias.

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